John Key's a dick - ask his son!

The new National Party leader in New Zealand learned his first personal hard lesson - don't ask children for advice, especially your own!

He recently asked his eleven year old son, Max, for feedback on a television appearance.

Apparently Max's response was something like this: " Well Dad, you looked like a dick. You sounded like a dick. And the guy interviewing you was convinced you were a dick!"

He won't be asking for advice from young Max again in a hurry. Was Max right? Most people really think he is a dick. I think he is a dick because he and National still don't have anything positive to offer New Zealanders. As for the people of South Auckland, they know he is a dick!